This is what I call a productive use of the internet. [x]



  • facebook:12 years olds bragging about having sex
  • tumblr:18 years olds bragging about a guy making eye contact with them

evershlong:

my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”